From Executive Producer Cari Hernandez
Cold temperatures are gripping much of the U.S. In many places, temperatures are way below average.
So, we want you to complete this phrase:
It’s so COLD that…
Post your comments and Heidi will read some of them in the 10am hour of CNN Newsroom
It's so cold that I feel as if im being lied into believing in global warming.
It's so cold that all the artic animals are moving to America.
"its so cold that" – i think i see polar bears in my living room!
It's So cold that smokers are flicking their bic's in their pockets
It's so cold that I've gone back to wearing kiyeffs again
It's so cold that I'm wearing two snuggies... in Key West.
It's so cold that...
...I should plan a trip to Florida from my native Philadelphia, oh wait.
It's so cold that I saw a dog frozen to a tree!
It is so cold that I think I will stay right here on the Oregon coast, where it was 55 degrees when I woke up this morning.
It's so cold that I saw the devil on the corner begging to borrow a coat!
its so COLD that I forgot I live in Florida!
...it's not cold enough (I live in Minneapolis, MN)!!!
I have to preheat the toilet seat with a hair dryer.
It's so cold that.....it has dipped into the low 70's at night so I have had to use a blanket and wear jeans in the evening. Good thing during the day it's mid-80's and the caribbean waters are warm.
"It's so cold I looked out the window and saw 2 beagle pups with booster cables trying to start a rabbit".
It is so cold that it could freeze the balls off of a pool table.
its so cold that...
my back hurts from shivering.
It's so cold that I am cold!
Its so cold that a congressman had his hands in his own pockets!
The water pipes in the apartment are freezing and backing the water up. Just waiting for when it happens to the sewer...
It's so cold......I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant.
It is so cold I can use my nose drippings as chop sticks!
Its so cold the snow drifted through my front door looking for warmth!
Dachshund rather hibernate to avoid going to do their business in the bitter cold!!!!
Polar bears are actually considering vacationing up here in the midwest.....
People in Alabama can't go out in shorts or flip-flops
It's so cold that.....it has dipped into the low 70's at night in Vieques, PR. I have had to use a blanket and wear jeans in the evening. Fortunately it is in the mid-80's during the day and warm caribbean waters at the beach warm us up.
Its so cold that I want to never get out even for remote or food.
It's so cold that... Fashion and my stilettos have taken a back seat to my warm toasty faux fur boots! Brrrr!!
It’s so COLD that…a polar bear's teeth would chatter!
Its so cold that..... I can see the goldfish's breath inside!
It is so cold that NOBODY is talking about global warming!!!
It's so cold that....I feel like I have developed arthritis in my hands and I am only 22!
it is so cold that i saw a bird pull a worm out of the ground wearing mittens
balloon boys parents wouldn't pull the same prank, even if they could... or maybe they would, just to add more drama...
It's so cold that Anderson Cooper 360 is now Anderson Cooper 36
It's so cold that the steam on my windows has turned to ice.
It's so cold that the statue of liberty took her torch and put it under her dress.
Its so cold that...Richard Simmons is wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.
Well, somebody has to say it.....
"It's so cold, I saw a chicken with a capon."
It's so cold that ... global warming has decided to vacation further south.
IT IS SO COLD I HEARD THE POLAR ICE CAP IS REFREEZING
A penguin asked if he could warm up in my freezer.
I might forget about how much the goverment lie.
It's soooo COLD that...
*I am sleeping in my workout clothes...sweats, sweatshirt, turtleneck AND 3 layers of socks
Its so cold that when I went to start my car this morning I think it actually said, " say what?"
It's so cold, I saw a chicken walking with a capon!
... It makes us look forward to moving from Florida to Colorado this year!
I found a penguin in the refrigerator trying to keep warm.
or
my dog stuck to the fire hydrant.
It's so cold that y'all have to talk fast to keep warm 😉
but then, y'all are so thin you have to stand in the same place twice just to cast a shadow
sorry Ms. Collins, I couldn't resist the last one- you obviously exercise and take care of yourself. Course, 30 years ago, if I wore a white top and red pants I looked like a thermometer!
I have moved to Brazil
It's so cold, that I actually had to put on long pants this morning. Love southwest Florida!!
Richard, Punta Gorda, Fl.
ma fngz wnt wrk o th kebord
the devil is freezing 🙂
It’s so COLD that my heater is wearing a jacket.
It’s so COLD that I have to walk backwards in the wind.
It’s so COLD that the speed of light slowed down.
It’s so COLD that my hangover froze (New Years Eve).
I think I've died and gone to heaven . . . no bugs, no pollen to bug my sinuses & no humidity, plus more reason to snuggle with the one your love. Every winter should be this good!
It's so cold that i seen a polar bear with a coat on
I regret dumping out my turtlenecks after moving from New York City two years ago.
It’s so COLD that for the first time I'm trading in my flip flops for boots – it's too cold for Florida!
It's so cold that I have to fish ice out of the horses' water buckets at the stables. No fun.
even PETA would consider wearing a fur coat
Its so cold that.... I had to defrost my mail yesterday.
Last Sunday at the Cleveland Browns game, my beer started freezing and became like a slush. The temperature at the game was about 8 below zero with the wind chill. We won the game too.
it's so cold that the sunshine feels like an air conditioner. now that's cold
It's so cold that ... while driving down town, I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant
Its so cold that time froze at 5:41 am.
I'm still running a few minutes slow.
It's so cold that my cat fights me for the heating pad!
I'm bundled from head to toe and yet more than half an hour out of doors is more than I can stand! 12 degrees here in the windy city.
Here in Kansas, it's so cold that the Yellow Brick Road is all b-b-b-b-blue.
Its so cold that... My snowman asked for ear muffs.
even the health care bill seems to be frozen...
I just have a quick question...from a former anti-terrorism officer.
It doesn't matter now regarding the camera(s) not recording in Newark at this point...they have already moved on.
I would be focusing my efforts on who would have passed that information (i.e., the camera(s) not in recording status) off to possible terrorist group(s) themselves. I would be running updated background checks on anyone/everyone that had knowledge the camera(s) were not recording.
Justin Case
It's so cold that global warming is on hold!
It's so COLD that I dont care if I find GOLD!!!
It's so cold snowmen beg you to take them inside for the night.
Its so cold in Wisconsin that we have attorneys walking around with their hands in their own pockets. (retake on an old personal favorite)
it's so cold that open the door to let the dogs out that they ran away from the door.
It's so COLD that it is time to pay attention to global warming.
It's so cold Al Gore is making a documentary about Global Freezing.
It’s so COLD that…am soooooooooooooooo glad I work from home. Thank you Lord.
...I opened my freezer and felt a burst of warm air.
...senior "snowbirds" are booking trips to Alaska to keep warm.
...even Al Gore put on a jacket. 😉
Jonn McDaniel
Atlanta
It's so cold that Al Gore is now warning mailmen to watch out for both dogs and polar bears
It's so cold in Highland Park MI, that the 'SUN' is even scared to come out.
In Tucson, AZ
It's so cold that I had to put on longer shorts.
...hearing Al Gore's global warming speech may actually be welcomed by us non-believers.
It's so cold here in Schaumburg, IL that I had to scrape ice from the INSIDE of my windshield. (Water vapor from my breath while I drive freezes to the inside of the windows)
It's so cold that I changed my New Years Resolution to gaining 50 pounds.
I'm pretty sure my tongue will stick to a flag pole.
It's so cold in Highland Park, MI that the 'SUN' is even scared to come out. real talk!
its so cold here that I saw a dog with his leg up stuck to a fire hydrant
It's so cold that I say a brass monkey in the underwear department at Macy's.
it is so cold that Al Gore told a convenient truth.
It's so cold that I'd rather have gone down with that rugby team in the Andes
"It's so cold that my dog will not sit on the laundry room cement floor!"
It's so cold that I'm learning to cook simply because it provides more heat.
Its So cold that if you go outside youre home and start crying you could cry ice cubes. From: Yolanda Garza . Laredo, Texas.
It's so cold that my grass is crunchy!
It's sooooo cold that my space heater has a space heater keeping it warm..
It is so cold, I am finding warmth and hope in people. Neighbors were found clearing other neighbors’ sidewalks.
It is so cold; the weather makes one toughen to life’s bad news. I recently lost a love one to cancer: however she always had a positive attitude to everyone around her. My double cancer news is nothing compared to what some people have to go through.
It is so cold; my wife, my kids and I played a card and board game together. We had a rare magical time. We all turned off the computers and spent time together. We are considering doing other things such as putting on a short play for others that has meaning.
It is not what life or the weather hands you. It is all about how you choose to react to it. Thank God for this cold weather. It shall also come to an end.
Remember all the hurricanes that happened one season. It also came to an end. Thank God for the hope of spring that will come.
Then we shall all rejoice once again – until the next challenge – whether it is the weather or life.
It so cold email isn't being delivered.
It makes meat lockers seem like the Sahara
Its so cold that I couldn't get my tongue out of my mouth to test it on the iron pipe outside!
It's so cold that Al Gore is scientifically changing his prediction's to global cooling.
It's so cold.....
You have to thaw your bottled water in a microwave.
The USA is weatherstrip the border with Canada.
Pet stores are selling penguins
I saw a squirrel burying Sterno!
Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
People look forward to getting a fever
Mail carriers our on the look out for dogs and polar bears
A snowman knocks on your door to stay warm
Penguins said I am moving back to Anartica!
It's so cold outside I think sound freezes!!!!!!!!
It was so cold that in Montana they froze their buttes off.
You can make snow from your garden hose!
It's so cold that...the snow is trying to get inside to get away from it.
It is so cold that -
I had to jump start my digital watch from my IPhone–
...I'm starting to believe Al Gore was wrong about EVERYTHING!
Its so cold that I've seen politicians with their hands in their OWN pockets. 🙂
SV Sanaq
That icicles formed in my nose while walking my daughter to school this morning !
My beagle puppy refuses to go outside to relieve himself and me!
It's so cold that global warming is looking more and more like a silly myth.
monkeys are drinking lemon teat out of cups in the zoo in Germany!
I had to check if I was still male.
It's so cold that this morning I had to chip a dog off my hub cap!
its so COLD that...
my mini shitzu wont potty outside 🙁
It's so cold that my face will fall off.
that the flashers in Central Park were describing themselves
the dogs will not go outside. Now is 3.7 degrees going to -24 tonite.
Peter
Belgrade, MT
It's so cold that Chicago Democrats are walking around with their hands in their own pockets.
it's so cold that the statue of liberty has the torch under her dress
...that I saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets...
It’s so COLD that…I am seeing sleep walking snowman ...
It's so cold...
that my future children are cryogenically frozen.
...Jack Frost is nothing compared to this.
...I just saw two cats trying to jump-start a mouse so they could chase it.
It's so cold that I saw a spider standing on one leg!!!!! 🙂
it's so cold that ...al gore is having second thoughts
It's so cold that the rated averages 'hotties' on 'Beautiful People' website have chilled 35%, thereby reducing the size of the 'stable'.
It's so cold that you have to break the ice on boiling water to make tea
It's so cold........I just saw a lawyer on a sidewalk in Boston with his hands in his own pockets!
That the lawyer had his hand in his client's pocket
It's so cold that I can't sit on a toilet seat, in my mink.
its so cold that i think we need an outside heater...for the WHOLE southeast
It's so cold that we had to turn up the air conditioning to get warm.
It's so cold that there is a dog stuck to a fire hydrant.
It's so cold in our house that the mice left.
..if you take a pot of boiling water and throw it up in the air, it instantly evaporates
It's so cold that... Ameren IP big wigs are throwing a party to celebrate all of their "power"!
its so cold that ..Al Gore now preaches global cooling
its so cold that.... homeless clients want to stay in jail.
Chris, Public Defender
it's so cold that even polar bears are migrating to mexico
it will freeze the boobs off a brass monkey.
It's so cold that.....it's finally a normal winter in Vermont. About time!
it is so cold that...when you throw a bucket of water in the air...it freezes instantly, explodes and comes down as snow...its a scientific fact...Big Al & >}
It's so cold that our dogs are negotiating to use the cat box. It really is cold here. I don't know how much snow we've got but outdoors is just a bunch of big white lumps. You all stay warm.
Jim in western Maryland.
It's so cold that, while I was walking my dog, he barked. The bark froze and i had to bring it inside and put it on the stove so I could hear it!
It is so cold outside that a coyote was chasing a rabbit and they were both walking.
I begin to wonder where is the much talked about global warming. Al Gore and team please speak up and don't make people begin to think it all about global money.
It's so cold that..... Paris Hilton is actually wearing clothes.
It's so cold I saw a penguin sittin' on the corner wearin' a "snuggie"....
It's so cold that I refuse to go out to go buy groceries. Thank you freezing temperatures for helping me out in this recession.
It's so cold that i had to wrap my snowman in a snuggie!
It’s so COLD that…
even the snowman is wearing a coat!
A lot of people are using it as an excuse to not be productive. Cmon heidi... Tell everyone to put on a jacket and move around! Its actually sunny and beautiful in atl. I have my shades on!
It's so cold that ... people finally understand what it's like to be from Minnesota!
Its so cold that when you spit, it freeze before it hit the ground.
It is so cold that Polar Bears are starting to migrate!
It's so cold that I see all the icecycles wearing snuggie
It is so cold that even people in heated, warm places are whining, right Heidi? While shelters are packed with people who are literally trying not to freeze-to-death. Complaining is just one more luxury the homeless can't afford.
...I combat the cold with Heidi Collins pictures....... (She's hot!)
It's so cold that...
Our outdoor thermometer came indoors.
It's so cold that...your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
It's so cold my shoes are hiding under the bed and refuse to come out.
.....I no longer believe in global warming!
We have already had more mornings below freezing this season than we would normally have in an entire season; some seasons in the past, it would never get below freezing! Plus our rain continues to increase overall. Pass along to Rob Marciano that here on Toledo Bend for the calender year of 2009 I recorded 106.55" rain! I don't think these things would occur if there was any serious global warming going on. I think it is cyclical and has always gone from cold to warm to cold, etc... for thousands of years...so it appears we are headed back into the global cooling phase !!
I'm staying inside to watch CNN,
i am shaking while watching heidi on cnn!
cold should be spelled differently.
It's so cold in Arkansas I saw a buzzard using a micowave to thaw road kill
It's so cold that....Alot of people are posting old Johnny Carson its so cold that jokes
... a lawyers heart feels like a hand warmer.
Its so COLD that all the ALPHA'S must be having a convention.
that jack frost won't go outside
It's so cold!!! I'll be getting a pay raise today. The boss told me I
could expect one when you know what freezes over...
It's so cold!! - I found a polar bear in my parking space today.
It's so cold!! - I had to wear a sweater in the shower this morning.
Stay Warm!
It is so cold that jake frost had to turn on his heat,LOL
It's so cold that CNN is asking for "It's so cold" punch lines.
It is so cold that:
Al Gore was seen rubbing noses with a polar bear to keep warm
It's so cold that Joe Dirt is running around with a case of Pam cooking spray and a spatula saving dogs stuck to porches.
It's so cold in Arkansas I saw two bigles jump starting a rabbit
It's so cold I wondered how many btu's of heat could be generated by burning the amount of paper Congress generates in a single day...
It's so cold that hell just froze over.
little Ireland decided to be born in the Village of Clinton's police dept. hallway. My Village, in Michigan, is 1degree warmer because we smile so much. The baby, greeted this world last Sunday the 3rd.
It's so cold my kitten is wearing mittens!
It's so cold the fire department had to leave part of my lips attached to the school flagpole. Last time I'll take on that dar!!!
It's so cold that the lion in the zoo was eyeing the lamb for it's wool instead of it's meat
The birds are lined up for or fighting at my bird feeder, going through the seeds twice as fast, and even attacking my pansies and viola plants.
Thank goodness PETA provides free custom built dog houses for dogs left outside on chains with little or no shelter. Visit HelpingAnimals.com to see before and after photos, so touching!
It's so cold that I nailed a thermometer to a fence post and, when the temperature dropped, it took the fence post with it!
...It takes me five minutes to thaw my dogs outside leash connection port, by squeezing it in my hand just so he can go potty. it takes just as long to unconnect him as well! IT'S COLD OUT!
Malachi, Sr. Of Omaha, Ne
It's so cold my thermostat has a new setting OFF- A/C – HEAT AND NOW -–"HELL"
It's so cold outside that when I went outdoors with my hot coffe, it froze so fast it was still warm.
It is so cold that we could freeze the economic system and come up with an alternate, wherein the benefits of democracy are not placed in the same matrix with malignant nests of usary or interest that forms a dictatorship of too big to fail, morphed into too big to govern. With our computational capabilities we can restructure money to accommodate a zero growth format be for we thaw out and continue over the cliff. Or do we just keep texting and driving?
It is so cold my oven just added a new setting from "preheat" to "Prethaw"
It's so cold that it's cold enough to freeze a lizard's tail off.
I live in Douglas, Wyoming but currently deployed to Kuwait.
It's so cold that I saw an owl flying backwards saying "what, what."
...that I wore a long sleeve shirt and started thinking about a sweater or jacket..
Just kidding. I didn't.
We're not laughing at you, but I just can't help grinning a little.
Bob in Phoenix
It's so cold that..the prisoners were BEGGING for the electric chair!
It is so cold that........republicans and democrats actually huddled together
It is so cold that Florida now opened there very 1st Ski Resort.
It's so cold that I think the expanding hole in the ozone layer must be affecting the poles and causing the cold air to move further south. Can you scientists out there examine that possibility?
Atlanta has been temporarily renamed to Articlanta.
It's so cold that Jack Frost put on a pair of insulated underwear.
...I hope CNN reminds folks to bring in dogs/pets that aren't used to this cold, especially in the south!
It is so cold that Anderson Cooper could only do a 180 show
We're on Red Alert because the White House vegetable patch has frozen.
It's soooooo cold. CNN and FOX News are hugging each other....
It is so cold that FarmVille has frozen up!
It's so cold that my nostrils froze shut when I sniffed!
It is so cold that I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant
To save on turning the heat up, I'm working from home in the hat and sweats wrapped in a down blanket.
...even the Canadians living in Texas are putting on sweathers.
It's so cold that firefighters are now called freezefighters
that's global warming for ya
It's so cold that I'm thinking about leaving Florida and returning to my home in NOVA SCOTIA , Canada- where it's just as cold!!!
It's so cold, Democrats are keeping their hands in their own pockets.
AND
It's so cold, it makes my ex-wife seem warm by comparison.
It's so cold here in Wichita that I actually saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!
It is so cold Superman froze his "S" off!
It's so cold in Florida that the Flamingos and Alligators are going out and buying electric heaters!
It's so cold that Washington politicians have their hands in their own pockets!
It’s so cold that Al Gore is giving his Nobel Prize back
It is so cold that I'm thinking of moving to Florida where it's warm.
Oops, I live there.
its so cold that even the eskimos are coming south to rub noses
It's really not all that cold.
It's so cold the pencils couldn't write.
It's So Cold That, It's Colder than A Polar Bears Toe Nails!
It's so cold that I had to bring in my brass monkeys
Its so cold that I saw a greyhound bus and the greyhound was on the inside.
It's sooo cold even KANYE" WEST" headed "NORTH"!!!
That my car laughed at me when I tried to start it on this morning
It is so cold outside that a FIRE would FREEZE ......
It’s so cold my brass porch monkey turned into a unique over night.
even upstate New Yorkers are complaining...
It is so cold that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets
It's so cold that illegal aliens are going to Brazil now.
that Jon Gosselin is staying in...
It is so cold out that Al Gore may tell the truth about "GLOBAL WARMING".
(mini ice age of the 18th and 19th centuries and the warning of its return in the 1960s)
I'm milking ice cream from my cows
It's so cold that Kansas City zoo penguins were spotted on Interstate 35, trying to hitchhike to Houston.
I had to go to work with shampoo in my hair and I brushed my teeth with ice cubes!
The pipes froze while I was showering.
It's Soooo Cold... The COLD War is news again...
It's so cold... The fire department wants to put more fires
it's soo cold, Ali Velshi is wearing earmuffs indoors. doh! , ooops. those are headsets. nevermind.
it so cold people dont talk to eachother anymore they just sit around smirking.
its so cold i froze to the "HARRIS" after a night of tacos and bean dip. you know what i mean ;D
it's sooo cold, Larry King ordered fur suspenders off of Ebayrrr!
Sorry Larry, Ms. Anderson just canceled her interview next week.
It's so cold it's like everyday for three years in the newsroom
it's soooo cold, that RICK "hot blooded Cubano" SANCHEZ has officially decided to change his name to RICK SNOchez. Now if only WOLF could do something about the BLITZER. HEY!! how about BLIZZARD?
It's so cold it's like watching you take shots at chunky people
It's so cold that I'm serving hot chocolate on a stick in Florida.
Mr. Potato Head just cancelled his next appearance at the Wall Street Bell ringing ceremony due to the death of Mrs. Potato Head.
It's so cold that I have to wear my Uggs boots to bed
It's so call in North Dakota that Frosty the Snowman was spotted inside a Starbucks drinking white hot chocolate.
It's so cold in Minnesota that thermal underwear sells for more than a barrel of oil.
It's actually not that cold.
It's so cold I don't care that you haven't called or emailed or written to me in three years but I'm supposed to send you a bouquet everytime you feel like it.
That the climatologist are beginning to think they should pay more attention to the "Farmers Almanac".
It's so cold that I almost can't see Your( Heidi ) beatufull eyes ! ! !
The Triborough Bridge has now been re-renamed, Frosty the Snowman Bridge.
It's so cold we're not even supposed to notice that we have amazing help on an individual level to catch terrorists and the banks are paying back bailout money in the billions. Like over a fourth paid back in a years time.
It's so cold even the witch is saying "Brrrrrrrrrrrr".
APRs have been permanently frozen at only 29.99%
It's so cold you don't even answer your emails. That's like every day though.
It's so cold, the CIA just claimed they caused it, and all terrorists are now evacuating U.S. soil.
Its so cold that Missouri is beginning to look like a scene from the day after tommorow.
It's so cold that Putin was forced to put on a shirt
It's so cold that they took Walt Disney out of cryo storage for some fresh air
It's so cold even Al Gore thinks it's cold!
Heidi there are so many people filling in the blank here with humorous comments that you shouldn't be feeling cold at all.
It's Sooo cold. The rock inside my shoe, is actually my TOE!
Thanks! It's been fun! 🙂 : ) We sure need it these days! CHEERS! 🙂
Hey Heidi, it's so cold that the lawyers and politicians have their hands in their own pockets!
Why do reporters and anchors think that the only thing viewers are interested in is the political strategy?
I guess it's easier than wishing people a nice day. Who cares I as a viewer don't matter.
I'm sorry but your newscast kind of ruined my day.
I am sorry to hear about the demise of Mrs. Potatohead, did the size of her head have anything to do with what happened?
the whitecaps on my coffee cup turned to airborne ice crystals in mid-flight. They make a clinking sound as they go over the side and land at my feet. And, my mustache is frozen to my nose. I need a hug, Heidi. ;o) And, I'm easy to find, too.
It's so cold in the South Polar Bears should consider relocating here!
I should lived in Pasadena, Ca where it was 75 F today – oh that's right, I do.
It is so cold that there have been polar bear sightings on the beaches of Florida!
Hi Heidi,
I couldn't resist commenting on this subject. Its so cold out I seen two hound dogs trying to jumpstart a jackrabbit!
It is so cold that the exhibitionists are just describing themselves
It was so cold that when I spoke my words froze, and my neighbors had to thaw them out to find out what I said.
It's so cold that that when I tinkle – it does!
Its so Cold that, I just gotten back from the grocery store buying things like Hot Tea and Food. Its crazy how out of this clouds we finally hear about a winter storm coming through and the last time we had whone was back in 1993, we all remember that, So I wonder if we are actually going to get something down here in the south, We really haven't had a good winter since 1993, hope to see something, im prepared.
It's so cold that
Al Gore is lecturing on global cooling
It's so cold outside that my puppy had icicles hanging from him (oooh yeah)!
It's so COLD that I'm thanking the Lord for Global Warming. Think how COLD it would be without it!
my ice cubes are begging me to let them emigrate.
tthat Al Gore will be making an apology on Larry King.
It's so cold that politicians have their hands in their own pockets
It's so cold that Tiger Woods seems cool.
It's so cold a congressman wouldn't show up to vote on a congressional pay-raise.
That even Al Gore is not believing the stuff coming out his on mouth.
It's so cold here in sunny Florida that I thank God everyday for global warming!
It's so cold that Al Gore's book on global warming is frozen solid
it's so cold that I hope that you never believed that global warming was real, Come on it was started by Al Gore, who thought it up after he lost the election. Just to get back at us Americans for not electing him for Pres..... Think About it!
the polar bears at the zoo are wearing snuggies
it's so cold that hell froze over.
Just walked outside for a minute... Its -20 in Montana... I exhaled and my breath froze, fell the the ground and shattered.
It's sooooooo cold in Miami that the iguanas are freezing and falling out of trees everywhere!
It`s so cold that "Global Warming" sounds like a good thing.
It's so cold that I had to turn the air conditioning off!
It is so cold here that Sarah Palin may move to Georgia.
Polar Bears just bought the house next door
I left Starbucks with a Mocha Latte and got into my car with a Fudgesicle.
where the heck is the global warming?
It's so cold that...
my snowman took his shoulder pack and moved south.
Its so cold here that I wonder what happen to the Global Warming
its so cold i quit smoking
It's so cold we had to put underwear on the snowman
It's so cold that I've finally lost some of my butt!
that Santa Clause is still experiencing weather delays!
It is so cold that...well, welcome to a typical day in Canada.
its so cold that I'm reconsidering moving back East (NJ) in 2 weeks from the West (CA).......
It is so cold that I had to wear a sweater vest for golf today in San Diego.
Polar bears are wearing down jackets!
It's so cold......instead of going skiing, I'm staying home with my WIFE!!!!!!
It is so cold , that I feel there is nothing between me and the North Pole but a barbed wire fence and it is down.
It's so cold that Matthew McConaughey put a shirt on.
It's so cold my satellite signal is starting to ice over. Not good
It's so cold that I had to jumpstart my iPhone so I could post this comment.
It's so cold that Chuck Norris was overheard saying "it's a little bit chilly out here."
Doctors are reporting some cases of frosticles
Its so cold here in the U.P.that I saw a lawyer today with his hande in his own pockets!!
It's so cold that Frosty removed his magic hat, hoping he'd melt away. He didn't.
It is so cold that......................we had to open the refrigerator door to warm up the house.....!!
Its so cold that..... my Alaskan Husky had to buy a hoodie!
Its so cold here in the U.P.that plows are being neutered faster than Drew Carey's pets
it is so cold that.....people in florida had to put on long pants and offer shelter to mosquitoes.
it is so cold that.... the republicans had to light a burn barrel in front of the rotunda.
it is so cold that..... i actually put a picture of my ex wife and her lawyer on my mantle above my fireplace just to get warm.
It's so cold that Blockbuster is selling "An Inconvenient Truth" on blu-ray for .25 cents.
The Chicago Cubs are favored to win the world series
it is so cold that.... i shredded all my credit cards so i could weave a blanket out of them.
it is so cold that..... i can't stop blogging on this subject because if i don't keep moving,i might lock up solid.
It's so cold that Richard Simmons is wearing pants!
It so cold that a snowman knocked on my door and asked if he could sleep on the couch!
It so cold that politician have their hands in their OWN pockets!
It's so cold that I laughed and my mustache shattered!
It's so cold that football fans are really drinking hot chocolate!
It's soo cold that you need to put a frozen pizza in the oven for 25 minutes to get a frozen pizza!
...that my goose bumps are chattering.
It's So Cold. Tiger Woods was spotted with ALL of his girlfriends
It's So Cold. Anderson Coppers smile is frozen. (-360c)
It's So Cold. This blog will continue through summer.
It is so cold that..... you really wish you lived in sunny Scottsdale Arizona!
We do endure the 100o summer temperatures in order to enjoy this 70 degree 'winter'! 🙂
It is soooooo cold that my goosebumps flew south
It *IS* global warming. People really need to see the
Roland Emmerich movie, "The Day After Tomorrow".
(No joke, you global-warming doubters are just idiots. The whole reason this cold snap has hit is because the unusually WARM Pacific is pushing the jet stream too far north over the ocean, causing it to pick up arctic air and carry it here as it "corrects" itself over the less-warm N. American continent. Jeesh– grow a brain.)
It's so cold that Absolute Zero is now one degree less.
Its so cold that I'm gonna move to Oregon's coast from Florida!
It;s so cold that.... ALLl the weather maps look the same.
We have something we all agree on!!
We are FAMILY!
It was so cold that I took a last minute trip to the Caribbean.... and almost didn't come back. 🙂